February 2012
parents: get off the computer
me: excuse me, i'm a professional blogger have more respect
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I’ve only been awake for an hour and a half and today already sucks.
gnarly:
ain’t got no time for chit chat i’m tryna get this money
so get out my face u doodoo head dumby
weed: smoke me
me: ok
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After last night, I don’t want to speak to any male ever again.
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if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.
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Lil B | I Own Swag
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africans:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her